Disclaimer:  I don't own any of the characters from the X-files or ER.
Author's Note:  This story is a little strange.  It's an X-files/ER
  crossover, though it concentrates more on ER.  I had an idea one
  day that wouldn't go away, and this is the end result.  I wrote
  this one with humour in mind, so please feel free to laugh!
As always, any feedback is greatly appreciated :)  yoshinaka@sprint.ca
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Dana Scully made her way down the hall, her heels clicking loudly on the
tile floor.  She was in a slightly grumpy mood this morning, not having
slept well the night before.  It was this heat and humidity.  A large area
of the US was experiencing a major heatwave and it was starting to affect
her as well.  The air conditioner in her apartment had broken down late
yesterday afternoon, so she had spent most of the night tossing and turning.
She had decided to come into work a little early, for the blessed cool air,
if nothing else.  She wasn't sure if her partner was in yet, but decided to 
check.
"Morning, Scully," a voice called out, just as Scully came to the office
door.
"Morning."  She leaned against the doorframe, seeing her partner flip
through some files, his desk a total chaos area as usual.  He continued to
read, not even glancing up at her.  "How did you know it was me?"
Fox Mulder finally looked up, grinning.  "I can recognize the sound of your
heels from a mile away.  They sound very distinctive."
"Humph," was Scully's reply.  She moved some papers aside so she could perch
on a corner of his desk.  She almost knocked over an open can of Pepsi and
moved it to a safer location.  How could he drink that at 8:30 in the
morning?  She then spied a half eaten hamburger and made a face as Mulder
reached for it with one hand.  "Where did you get a hamburger at this hour
of the morning?"  She watched with an expression of disgust as he took a
huge bite, the various toppings threatening to spill over onto his tie.
"I have my sources," he declared, after swallowing a mouthful.
"Confidential."  He placed the burger down again, and looked up to 
find Scully pointing to her chin.
"Mustard," she said succinctly, rolling her eyes when he simply wiped it off
with his hand.
"Is it gone?"
"Yeah.  So what are you up to this morning?"
Mulder stood up and walked over to the slide projector.  "We got a lead in a 
case I've been following for a while."  The projector made a little whirring
sound, and an image appeared on the screen.  It showed a large, black mark
against a light green carpet.  "This is all that's left of Stuart Wilson.
This charred, black stain."  The image changed to an almost identical black
mark, this time marring the seat of a couch.  "And here lies Frank 
Andrews."  He looked back at Scully with a wry smile.  "I could show you a
few more, but I think you get the picture."
Scully remained seated on the desk and crossed her arms in front of her
chest.  "I suppose you suspect spontaneous combustion.  A phenomenon
that's never been scientifically proven."
"Au contraire.  Combustion, yes.  Spontaneous, no."  He felt compelled to
add, "Though it does exist, Scully.  But that's a debate for another day."
He pressed the remote control button and the screen now showed an attractive
looking blond woman.  "Here's our suspect.  We'll just call her Roxanne
since she's used various surnames in different cities.  She's the
common link between these men that have mysteriously combusted.  She had
a relationship with all of them.  And I'd say they all ended rather badly."
Scully lifted an eyebrow.  She said slowly, "So you're suggesting that this
woman...Roxanne, was somehow responsible for killing these men?  Did she
set them on fire?"
"No.  Investigations showed that in each case, no fuel of any kind was used
to start a fire.  And the heat was so intense, those charred stains were all
that remained of the bodies."
"Yet you still think Roxanne is reponsible?  How?"  Scully had a suspicion
of where this was leading, but she wanted to hear Mulder say it.
"Pyrokinesis."  He turned the projector off and came to stand by Scully,
downing his soda.  She said nothing and merely looked at him, so he said
"It's the power..."
"I know what it is, Mulder," she interrupted.  "I've read Firestarter."
It was Mulder's turn to raise his eyebrows.  "Well, I never would have
pegged you for a Stephen King fan.  You're just full of surprises."
Had Scully been in a better mood, she would have come up with a witty
retort.  As it was, she simply fixed him with a withering stare.
"Geez, lighten up, would you Scully?"  Mulder wondered what had put her in
such a foul mood.  "Yes, I believe Roxanne killed those men.  She created a
heat that was so intense, there was literally nothing left of the bodies."
He threw the rest of his hamburger in the garbage and started to
clear away his files.  "So how soon can you get packed?  We've got a flight
to Chicago in two hours.  Roxanne is working at an insurance company there."
Scully groaned.  "Mulder, you can't be serious.  This is not an X-file.  I'm
sure there's a reasonable explanation for how those men died.  I'm not going
to let you drag me to Chicago."
"I hear the heatwave isn't affecting the Windy City."
"I'll be ready in half an hour."
**********
It seemed to be especially chaotic in the ER of Cook County General today.
The board was full, and there were still quite a few people sitting in
chairs, waiting to be examined.
Randi had the phone to her ear, and was trying to gather up the papers of a
file she had dropped.  She was crouched down on the floor and spoke into the
phone.  "Hello?  Yeah, I...no, do *not* put me on hold again!  Hello?"
"Excuse me," a male voice called above her head.
"Just a minute!  Hello?" she said into the phone.  "Aargh!" she exclaimed,
shoving the last form into the file folder.  She stood up and slammed the
receiver down.  "Of all the rude, inconsiderate..."
"Sorry to bother you," the voice spoke again.
Randi finally looked up and her annoyed expression turned to one of
interest.  She smiled at the good looking guy, snapping her gum with a
particularly loud pop.  "That's ok.  What can I do for ya?"
"I'm Agent Mulder with the FBI, and this is my partner Agent Scully."
Randi glanced at Scully and wondered if her auburn hair was natural or dyed.
She also speculated on whether these two had a thing going.
"Can I see some ID?" she demanded.
Mulder and Scully exchanged glances and produced their ID badges for Randi
to examine.  She nodded, indicating that she was satisfied.
Trying to hide his amusement, Mulder said "We're looking for a Dr. John
Carter.  Is he in today?"
Kerry Weaver had just walked up to the admit desk and overheard Carter's
name.  "What's going on, Randi?"
"These are FBI agents," Randi said, shrugging her shoulder slightly.
"They're looking for Carter."
Kerry moved closer to them.  "Perhaps I can help you.  I'm Kerry Weaver, an
attending physician in the ER."  She looked from one agent to the other.
"Is Dr. Carter in some kind of trouble?"
"Not at all," Scully said reassuringly.  "We would just like to ask him a
few questions."
"I'm afraid he's seeing a patient right now.  Perhaps you'd like to wait in
the lounge," Kerry suggested.
Mulder and Scully made their way around the admit desk and started to follow
Kerry down the hall.  Before they got too far, Mulder said "Dr. Weaver.  I'd 
like to ask you a couple of questions, if I may."
Kerry turned around to face them.  "Of course."
"Do you know Dr. Carter well?"
Kerry nodded.  "Yes, very well."  She was trying to act composed, but she
was worried.  Why would the FBI want to question Carter?
"Have you noticed any change in his personality lately?  Mood swings or
short temperament?"
"No, not that I've noticed.  He's a fine doctor, quite mild mannered and
easy..."
A loud metallic sounding crash made all three of them turn their heads.
"Damnit, Lucy!" a male voice roared.
A curtain surrounding a patient was flung back, and Carter stormed down the
hall.  Lucy Knight came running after him.  "I'm sorry, Dr. Carter.  I
don't think it's too bad...let me see."
"Carter!" Kerry said sharply, causing him to stop in mid-stride as he was
about to brush past her.  He gave her an irritated look.  "What seems
to be the problem?"
He held out a corner of his coat, pointing to a dark brown stain.  "Look at
this!  I finally got a brand new lab coat and Lucy spilled iodine all over
it!"  He glared at the poor girl who was glaring right back at him.
"I said I was sorry!  It was an accident."
"Lucy, with you, everything is an accident."  Carter quickly scanned some
patient charts and grabbed one off the desk.  He thrust it towards her.
"Here, Mrs. Thompson is in Exam 3, complaining of abdominal pains.  Get a
history.  But first, clean up the tray you knocked over."  Lucy silently
took the chart and turned on her heel.  As she walked away, Carter called
out "And try not to spill anything on her!"
"I don't think that was necessary," Kerry admonished.  What was wrong with
him?  To be sure, it was hectic today for everyone, but this didn't seem
like Carter at all.
"That girl is a walking disaster," he muttered.
"I seem to recall you spilling a few things in your med school days,"
Kerry said dryly, as Carter had the decency to blush.  She suddenly
remembered the FBI agents, who were standing by patiently.  "Oh,
Carter...these FBI agents..."  She paused and turned to them apologetically.
"I'm sorry, I didn't get your names."
Mulder introduced themselves and said "Dr. Carter, we'd like to talk with
you when you have a moment."
Carter looked at the two agents with a frown.  "What about?"
"We should probably speak in private," Scully said.  "Dr. Weaver, you
mentioned the lounge?"
"Yes, it's probably empty right now since everyone is so busy.  If you'd
like to talk in there, I'll make sure you're not disturbed."
"We'd appreciate it," Mulder said, looking at Carter expectantly.
Carter suddenly realized that he was the focus of everyone's attention,
including several nurses and other staff that were standing around and
watching them.  He had no idea what this was about and felt uncomfortable
under the scrutiny.  "Uh, just give me a minute," he said hesitantly.  "I'll
meet you in the lounge."
Kerry showed the agents to the lounge, holding the door open for them to
enter.  As the door swung shut, Randi sidled up next to her.
"So, what's the scoop?" she asked in an excited tone.  "Why do they want to
question Carter?"
"Randi, it's none of our business," Kerry said firmly, although she was
dying of curiosity herself.  She addressed the rest of the staff that were
still lingering around in a louder voice.  "All right, everyone, get back to
work please!"
**********
Scully sat down on the couch as Mulder walked around the room.
"Did you notice how short tempered he was?" Mulder asked.  "I think Dr.
Weaver had been about to say that Dr. Carter is easy going, so I would say
he's definitely showing signs of mood swings."
"Which confirms your theory that Roxanne is somehow controlling his
personality," Scully said, enjoying the quiet of the room.  The noise
outside had not been helping her headache.
"Exactly.  According to the reports, family and friends were concerned about
personality changes shortly after Roxanne started dating her soon-to-be
victims.  I think the same thing is happening here, and we have to warn
Dr. Carter."
"Come on, Mulder," Scully said in exasperation, gesturing towards the door.
"Did you notice how hectic it was out there?  No wonder the man has a short
fuse today.  I'm starting to feel the same way!"
Mulder chose to ignore that last remark.  He spotted an odd looking jar on
the low table in front of Scully and leaned in for a closer look.
"What is that?" he asked, peering at the strange object suspended in a muddy
brown liquid.
Scully tilted her head to the side.  "Looks like someone's liver.  And not a
very healthy one, at that."
Mulder jumped back.  "That's disgusting!"
**********
Lucy set the tray back in its place and surveyed the results of her
cleanup.  Not much damage had been done, except for the iodine stain on the
floor.  There wasn't much she could do about that, but hopefully one of the
cleaning staff could take care of it.
She was still fuming over the way Carter had reacted.  Well, over-reacted
was a better word.  The past few days he had been acting like a total ass.
He had been barking orders at her, making sarcastic comments, and generally
been miserable to be around.  This last scene had been the final straw.  He
had completely embarrassed her in front of Dr. Weaver, and two strangers who
looked like they were important members of the hospital.  She wasn't going
to let him get away with this.
"Don't worry, dear.  It was just an accident.  He shouldn't have yelled at
you like that."
The voice broke into her thoughts and Lucy looked at the old woman,
Mrs. Hamilton, who was lying on the exam bed.
"Dr. Carter's just under a lot of stress right now," Lucy found herself
saying.  *Why did I say that?  I don't need to defend him!* she thought,
slightly annoyed with herself.
"Even so, he shouldn't have spoken to you like that."  Mrs. Hamilton raised
her hand, motioning for Lucy to come closer.  "Don't let him push you
around," she advised in a low voice.
The corners of Lucy's mouth curled upwards.  "Don't worry.  I won't."
**********
Carter rubbed at the stain with some wet paper towels.  It wasn't helping
any.  The stain actually wasn't that large.  And truthfully, he had had a
lot worse spilled on him.  So why had he gotten so upset?  He had been
feeling really irritable lately, and he didn't know why.  The only time he
felt any kind of relief from his bad mood was when he was with Roxanne.
Just thinking about her made him relax a little.  He was off tonight at six,
and Roxanne was going to meet him here.  He checked his watch.  Just four
more hours to go.  He couldn't wait to get out of here.  Now, if only Lucy
wouldn't drop anything for the rest of the day, he'd be thankful.
He felt a sudden pang of remorse.  Kerry was right, he'd done a lot of
clumsy things as a med student.  He shouldn't have been so hard on Lucy.
She just had a way of getting under his skin.  He didn't quite know why, but
it was a fact.  He made a mental note to apologize to her the first chance
he got.
He heaved a sigh, tossing the crumpled paper towels into the waste basket.
Now he had these FBI agents to deal with.  What on earth could they want?
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Shirley
yoshinaka@sprint.ca
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